June 6th, 2004
 Who's hot...Who's not...and what the future may hold for...

Jay Leno based on April 28, 1950, 2:03 am, New Rochelle, NY

Jay Leno is a Bull, but one with sensitivity, compassion and a very quick and dry wit. The late night host is Taurus born with both his natal Sun and Mercury in that sign well aspected to an area of his chart that deals with partnerships where he has his natal Moon, Mars and Saturn positioned. Now this probably doesn't mean much to the average person but in astrological terms Jay is a super guy with a great chart who is headed into some changes that could rapidly alter his future where both business and personal relationships are concerned over the course of the next five years.
Jay does have a tremendous amount of discipline and the ability to judge him self carefully most of the time and hopefully these traits won't let him down when he needs them the most. Jay has the innate ability to find humor in everything and can laugh at himself as easily as laugh at someone else. His chart denotes that he is always concerned about others and that he will do whatever he can to make his guests look good and feel comfortable. Jay never tried to replace or compete with the legend he followed instead his intent has always been to entertain people in a humorous and gracious manner.
With his future looking somewhat changeable I do believe that given his track record he will pick and choose wisely ending up in a very cushy position regardless of what comes his way.
June 13th,2004

Celine Dionbased on March 30, 1968, 12:15 PM, Charlemagne, Quebec

Aries born Celine Dion has entertained fans forever with her energetic performance and songbird voice. She was born with her natal Sun, Moon and Saturn in the sign Aries giving her the drive and ambition needed to go after her goals. Unlike most Aries who have a problem completing things Celine didn't have that problem with her natal Saturn conjunct her natal Sun. The voice however certainly has little to do with her Aries Sun sign but really more to do with her natal Mars in the sign of Taurus which rules the throat and is a sign often found in the charts of singers, radio announcers, people who do voiceovers or those using their voice in any way to earn a living.
In Celine's case however she has her natal Mars situated in an area of her chart that deals with limelight or how far she can excel with her career as a vocalist. To top it off she also has it well aspected to her natal Jupiter (planet of abundance) in an area of her chart that deals with how she earns her living and Neptune (planet of creativity) in an area that deals with entertainment. Now what more could a girl want especially one like Celine who lives to sing and entertain the world. What's coming up for Celine another move, more children and plenty of travel. For Ms Dion, the road is paved with gold. Her dilemma, keeping the love of her life healthy.
June 6th,2004

Sara Jessica Parker based on March 25, 1965, Nelsonville, Ohio

Sarah Jessica Parker is a pioneering Aries. She does have a fun-loving, free-spirited side but she is also extremely detailed and well prepared. Success is something that she has gotten to know well but only because she has always given her all in order to achieve the best possible outcome. It’s no fluke that she has done as well as she has with her Moon and four of her natal planets in earth signs. Parker is moving through a high cycle this year with transiting Jupiter clipping through the sign Virgo accenting her natal Moon Jupiter, Mars, Uranus and Pluto. One can only guess that regardless of what she does she will and should be making money. With her baby and her hit show Sex in the City at an end it will be interesting to see what this sparkling star will do next. The possibilities are endless, not only will she have lots of offers but the thought of having another baby may be just around the corner. Regardless Sarah will have a plethora of options between now and the fall when the transit that could result in pregnancy or giving birth enters into her chart.
Mar 30th,2004

Billy Crystal based on March 14, 1947, 7:48, Long Beach, Long Island, NY

Pisces born Billy Crystal has a timeless humor that stretches from one generation to the next. His ability to calmly project straight faced lines one after another is no doubt why he was the first and really only choice when it came to writing and hosting the Oscars once again. His brilliant take on his friends and colleagues brings a smile to even the most difficult diva. Crystal just has a way of putting things followed with a smile that is hard to resist and that sets the tone and keeps him in the good books of everyone who is anyone in Hollywood.
Crystal was born under the sign Pisces and although he does think and act like this sensitive sign he also has plenty of air in an area of his chart that deals with work making him communicative in a very expansive and direct manor. He is an entertainer but also a very talented writer, director, family man and all round good guy.
Mar 14th,2004

Liza Minnelli based on March 12, 1946, 7:58, Los Angeles CA

Gifted, yes, fortunate - not really. The talented sensitive Liza Minnelli's chart hosts a number of skeletons in her fragile closet. What a painful existence for this brave Piscean. To grow up in a microscopic world that created the melodramatic setting for her many years of torment and fear on the one side and opportunity and overcompensation on the other.
Liza's birth chart isn't one that delineates ease. In fact it has some down right difficult areas that only someone with an immense inner strength could hope to cope with. She may have been born a creative Pisces but the signs Aries, Cancer and Libra play a major role in her heavily afflicted chart. What was she thinking when she chose to marry David Gest. It was a particularly poor time astrologically but come to think of it Lizaís timing has never really been all that great.
With transiting Saturn moving over her natal Mars, Saturn and Moon adversely positioned to her natal Neptune, Venus, Mercury and Jupiter there is certainly another lesson for Liza to learn this year. Liza is going through her second Saturn return causing her to re-evaluate her situation and I do believe that June/July of this year will be a turning point. My advice to Liza ñ get an astrological comparison done before you jump into the romantic arena again. Late September early October the love bug is likely to bite again or bring someone from her past back into her life and with her natal Venus being opposite her natal Neptune it isnít likely that she will do any better deciphering who is good for her and who is not.
Mar 8th,2004

Viggo Mortensen based on October 20, 1958, New York, NY

Better known as Aragorn in Lord of the Rings Libra born Viggo has become a heartthrob for many women and a man to aspire to for many men. With his handsome, debonair onscreen persona whatís not to like. But what is he really like? After looking at his chart itís pretty much what you see is what you get. Viggo has his natal Venus in the sign Libra so his looks and charm grace him in real life as well. And with his natal Mercury, Jupiter and Neptune in the intense sign Scorpio you have to know that he has strong convictions and will always try to do whatís right. Playing the part of Aragorn was a great boost for Viggoís career and with transiting Saturn and Uranus well positioned to his natal chart I do believe we will be seeing a whole lot more of this dashing man over the next few years. Viggo was born with his natal Uranus well aspected to his natal Venus and this can result in him being a very entertaining lover to say the least. The biggest drawback in Mortensenís chart is his natal Mars Pluto square. This can cause some havoc especially where injuries or drastic changes come into play such as losses. I wouldnít worry too much if I were Viggo because the rest of his chart is smashingly good. He attracts people not only because of his charm and good looks. His true blue, let me help you attitude doesnít hurt him when it comes to winning friends, getting work or whatever else he wants. Mortensen is an all round great guy with a fabulous chart ñ now if he can only avoid injuries throughout his life journey there isnít anything that he canít acquire along the way.
Jan 26th,2004

Verne Troyer based on January 1, 1969, Sturgis, Michigan

Capricorn born Verne Troyer better known as Mini-Me has been in show business for many years as a stuntman etc. The strong willed little man has his natal Pluto well aspected to his natal Mercury in Capricorn and his natal Neptune in Scorpio. This gives him a powerful presence on the big screen and that of course was certainly the case in the Austin Power movie The Spy Who Shagged Me.
With his natal Venus well aspected to his natal Mars there is no doubt that he can be a ladies man - as was the case with Genevieve Gallen the 6-foot tall model he was to marry. Unfortunately Verne also has his natal Neptune adversely positioned to his natal Venus and that spells trouble in the romance department especially while transiting Uranus was playing havoc with this area of the little mans chart. This negative transit should be over for Verne ñ at least until transiting Neptune moves into an adverse position towards the end of the first decade of the 21st century.
The coast is clear for Verne to start dating again but he shouldnít move too fast. For the next year he should really consider having fun, playing the field and focusing on his work as possible. The real deal in the romance department will come his way in 2005 when he falls in deeply in love. For now Mini-Me must be careful because his chart does show signs of injury due to stunts that may be a little bit too risky. The crux of the matter is that he should work hard at acting and get someone else to do his stunts for him for the next several months.
Jan 20th,2004

Elijah Wood based on January 28, 1981, Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Aquarius born Elijah Wood better known as Frodo Baggins in the Lord of the Rings has won the hearts of movie goers throughout the world and I believe that he will continue to do so for a long time to come.
With his natal Sun well aspected to his natal Jupiter and Saturn there is no doubt that this well respected young actor will continue to amaze fans. With his natal Pluto well aspected to his natal Mars and Mercury it is obvious that he thinks on his feet and that he is very capable of influencing people through his actions as well as his comments. He is a little accident prone with his natal Uranus adversely positioned to his natal Mars and Mercury and his natal Pluto square his natal Venus. This area of his chart has been and will continue to go through some difficult transits that may result in a setback for the young star beginning in the late summer of next year and continuing to plague him until the fall of 2005. During this period he should probably take it easy and not try to do his own stunts.
In most cases Elijah does manage to land on his feet but caution will be required in order to protect himself. Wood has the eyes of an Aquarius ñ you know the kind that light up from the inside and penetrate with intensity that makes it difficult to look away from his gaze. He is inventive and this can make him a directorís dream. He responds to whatever he is asked to do with his own unique little touch. This makes him more than just a good actor.
Elijah will follow many different pathways throughout his life. His interest in music and the arts is obvious and there is no doubt in my mind that he will always gravitate toward the unusual or whatever happens to draw him at the moment. For Elijah the future looks bright as long as he doesnít take chances that could result in injury.
Dec 17th, 2003

Chris Bosh based on March 24, 1984, Dallas, Texas

Now here is a chart that excites me. Aries born Chris Bosh has such an interesting set up with his natal Mercury (lower mind) and his natal Uranus (higher mind) well aspected to one another. This is exactly why Bosh will never let his teammates down. He is not only incredibly smart but he thinks and reacts at lightening speed and is very ingenious when it comes to adlibbing on the basketball court. He is almost like a magician as he glides through his opponents and blocks shots right under the basket. Bosh is truly a gifted team player who can and will help the Toronto Raptor club succeed. On the down side Bosh will take chances and with his natal Venus falling in the sign Pisces (rules the feet) adversely positioned to his natal Uranus in Sagittarius the possibility of injury is present however with his natal Saturn nicely positioned to his natal Venus it should save him from any major problem that could lead to missing more than a few games.
Bosh has all sorts of opportunities running through his chart this year and itís obvious that he is and will take advantage of all of them. With his natal Mars in the sign Scorpio there is no holding this young player back. He is determined and willing to do whatever he has to do in order to get his job done to the best of his ability. He will definitely be one to watch over the next couple of years as he matures and moves from the realm of being an amazing young player to a superstar veteran. Bosh shows stability and a certain awareness that allows him to instinctively be in the right place at the right time with his natal Neptune well aspected to his natal Pluto. As long as he doesnít let his popularity go to his head he will be able to use his built in awareness to continuously amaze his fans for years to come.
Dec 10th, 2003

Paris Hilton based on February 17, 1981, New York, NY

I don't normally pick a socialite to write about, but by request I will give you the low down on Aquarius born Paris Hilton. I really don't see what the big deal is here. She is just another rich kid whose preference is to get by on her looks, money and family name. She is certainly not a scholar nor does she care much about such things after all why should she - she's rich. Paris has a spoon-fed chart - surprise surprise. Her chart indicates that she has little depth and that her lot in life is to have fun. With her natal Sun, Mercury and Venus all in the sign Aquarius she is not only cool and calculating she probably is more self-destructive than actually someone who will hurt others.
Paris was born with her Aquarius planets well aspected to her natal Jupiter, Saturn and Pluto in Libra and her natal Uranus and Neptune in Sagittarius. Not a whole lot of substance but she probably doesn't and won't have to rely on her smarts to get where she wants to go. Her chart does indicate that she can be erratic with her natal Mars square her natal Uranus. This type of aspect can cause temper tantrums if she doesn't get her way along with contributing to her ability to be a grand master when it comes to the art of emotional manipulation. With her natal Moon in Leo it's plain to see that Paris has all the qualities of a playgirl who is looking for a good time. So what's up for this young and lovely socialite? I do believe that she is and will continue to experience some problems regarding her love life over the next few years with transiting Neptune sitting on her natal Venus. Lucky for her she also has favorable transits aspecting her natal Jupiter and Saturn helping her land on her feet. Emotional fallout due to transiting Neptune opposite her natal Moon will however still plague her for at least another two years.
So what's next for Paris - well I venture to say that she is likely to get married in the next few years only because that is something she hasn't done yet. With transiting Uranus and her natal Uranus squaring one another this year she is up for lots of change and that usually brings about growth and maturity through the lessons that she will learn.
Dec 4th, 2003

Dirk Nowitzki based on June 19, 1978, Wurzburg, Germany

What the heck has happened to Dirk of the Dallas Mavericks this year. Did his talent get cut off with his hair during off-season or what? I'm a huge fan and I find it painful to watch him miss shots that by rights he should not be missing.
Dirk was born under the sign Gemini but that's where it ends. During the early summer months transiting Saturn moving into the sign Cancer and Nowitzki has two of his natal planets in that sign. First Saturn conjuncted his natal Mercury causing some depression and anxiety that Dirk had to deal with. By the time we hit the fall (preseason for basketball) transiting Saturn was conjunct his natal Jupiter and adversely positioned to his natal Pluto. Now that doesn't mean much to most of you reading this little run down on one of the NBA's best players but to me it indicates that he has been hit with uncertainty, indecisiveness when he needs to take a shot or make a play and aggression due to the frustration that he must be feeling because his timing is off by a fraction. With his natal Uranus in Scorpio being adversely positioned to transiting Neptune I'm sure that Nowitzki is becoming very unsure of himself and confused about why he can't seam to get it together. Transiting Uranus has also been opposite his natal Saturn just adding to the mayhem going on in his head. Of course the big question that all you sports enthusiasts probably want to know is when is he going to come out of it. Well the crux of it is that some relief should come to this tremendous athlete as we go into the New Year but it isn't going to last and by the time playoffs are in full swing he will experience some more troubled times. Although they won't be as bad as what he is experiencing right now the chance of injury goes along with the transits he faces both now and during playoff season so we have to hope t hat this fine player can avoid such happenings so that next year he can get back to playing the kind of game we are accustomed to see him play. As for now - be careful Dirk and don't worry this streak of bad luck will pass when the transiting planets that are plaguing you move on.
Nov 24th, 2003

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